Dear elite apocalyptic teeth-gnashers: The end of the world is just a matter of where you stand
We seem to be staggering towards the abyss.As in a Roger Corman horror movie, ghostly voices can be heard prophesying that the end is near: we must tumble in.
The signs of doom are everywhere, but since punishment for our sins is the point of the exercise, we’ll have to take our medicine and endure a whole lot of tribulations before the final fall.Donald Trump is the beast of this particular apocalypse.His evil number isn’t 666 but 270 in the Electoral College.
Although he’s been virtually tied with President Biden in the opinion polls, those who hate him most feel certain he will regain the presidency in 2024 – if only because those ungrateful humans, the voters, deserve to get stuck with him. Trump is a destroyer of worlds.He will destroy democracy for sure.
How? We are told he will unleash FBI on his political enemies and prosecute them as common criminals.That, we must admit, is almost completely unheard of.Trump is a dictator who aims to smash the constitutional government of the United States.
Immediately after, he’ll move the White House to the Mar-a-Lago golf course and appoint bearded reality TV characters to the cabinet.But what, one may ask, is his subversive plan? We are told that he will fire 25,000 federal bureaucrats and bend the rest to his presidential will.
And that would be completely unheard of.It might occur to some that the man was president for four years and none of these horrors happened.In fact, except for the shouting and gnashing of teeth, the impeachments and the pandemic, it was a fairly peaceful time. But that was Trump playing the dictator’s apprentice.
We are told that this time he really means it, because this time he knows what he’s doing – there will be no escape from his clutches.He will deport everyone whose name ends in a vowel.
He will force little school kids to eat fossil fuels.He may even cut taxes again…The sense that we are approaching the end of days extends beyond the egregious Trump. In Eur...