Cubs vs. Angels prediction: MLB odds, picks, best bets

Slow and steady wins the race.The snail racing championship is this weekend.

Sluggo is the M/L favorite.Post time for the Joe Biden Classic is set at 1 p.m.Chestnut’s roasting after what’s transpired.

… Patrick Bertoletti is the new Hot Dog Eating champ after Joey Chestnut was banned from the belch-off.Bertoletti’s 58 wieners falling short of Chestnut’s 62 a year ago.

In other eating news, my Uncle John’s cannoli eating record (11) lives for another year as well.Quick pick: Angels are at Wrigley.$50 on Justin Steele and the Cubs (-190, FanDuel).President Biden admits he “screwed up” but vowed he is “not going anywhere.”Got that right, Joe.

Agreed … Joe? … Joe! … Can’t blame the POTUS for dozing off after watching the Mutts sleepwalk their way to another loss in D.C.Mets got one hit.

The Nats only needed one hit.Jesse Winker’s skyrocket off Adrian “Doogie” Houser.

Nats fans leaving the ballpark happier than Joey Chestnut’s digestive system.Let’s be frank: We stink.

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