Bangers only: Which one-hit wonder aligns with your zodiac sign?

On Sept.25, we observe National One-Hit Wonder Day, and to celebrate these singular bangers and irrefutable earworms, we’re matching a song to each member of the zodiac.

For our intents and purposes, a one-hit wonder is defined as an artist who becomes so well-known for a single recording that the celebratory glare overshadows all of their subsequent offerings to the gods of song.Special thanks to the brilliant astrologer Elise Wells of Planet Poetica for aiding and abetting our understanding of the relationship between zodiac archetypes and these beautiful — albeit brief — flashes of musical genius.Read on to learn more, and see here for the epic power ballad that aligns with your sign.

Aries folk are about as subtle as a piñata full of ball gags, and this song spells out a crass word for semen in the title.It’s an in-your-face, fist-pumping banger that begs for more and more — and then delivers.

Ruled by Venus, Taureans live by the pleasure principle, and this song celebrates all manner of earthly delights: sunshine, dinner, drinking, driving easy love, and easy living.Can dig.

The opening grunts even sound like lazy sex, the preferred pursuit of bulls.Ruled by Mercury and living loquaciously, Gemini finds their spirit mirrored in a fast-spitting song that is as maddeningly likable as it is utterly incomprehensible.A veritable earworm, “Informer” also tells the tale of a police informant who helped send Snow to jail IRL, and with their penchant for word vomit, Geminis make up a large swath of snitches.

Written by apex Cancer Joe Jonas as a love letter to getting it on at the beach, “Cake by the Ocean” invokes the crab tenants of intimacy, sidestepping the point, emotional eating and the familiar comforts of seaside environs.Runner-up for the sign that rules and represents maternal magic? “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne.

No one has ever accused a Leo of modesty, and “I’m Too Sexy” is an eye-roll anthem of superiority ...