The nosy feds are all over Mayor Adams for corruption but what about NYCs many other problems?

East Side, West Side, all around the piggy bank — New York, New York is about the most expensive city in the world.Singapore and Zurich aren’t exactly slums — BUT . . .please . . .

shove it.What ET’s got on Jupiter — this I don’t know, but our crowded little 15 miles with bicycles, trucks, buses, traffic, congestion, residents, hotels, construction, apartments, double parking, outdoor dining, indoor rats, outdoor food carts, rent, medical care is THE most expensive.Crowded? By the time you can cross the street a newborn’s a senior.Rent’s the highest.

Clothing? 20% more than even in the bush country.Container of milk? Nearly $6.

Cuppa coffee? Could be $7.And people without doormen are bitching because our local government’s maybe hustling a few kroner for themselves.So what?So what if a few elected officials are partners with the government? It’s friendly.This way nobody ever feels left out, or alone.

One problem, however, is the medical team.Your nearest doctor’s probably in his summer home in the south of France.Everyone’s complaining about our mayor.

Why? He’s the only one smiling.Maybe because he knows his wallet’s safe in Switzerland? But at least he looks happy to be here.And see how nice he dresses.

The man changes clothes every time he gets a new summons.The feds are accusing him.Why him? That comes with a pol’s first day of kindergarten.What about everyone? Major drugstores.

Freed thugs are stealing hand cream.Undocumented arrivals are stealing apartments.Hunter Biden is stealing our State Dept.

For one banana you now need a credit card.And our pols? Rudy’s in trouble, Bannon’s already in the can.And our cops are arresting our cops.Hizzoner was to address the Broadway Association when he was suddenly called away — by the nosy feds.

The Association got a call 5 p.m.Then an email.

Then no mayor.Then no assistant.

Then no cabinet.In the immortal words of Nostradamus: If you’re indicted you’re not inv...