Mets vs. Phillies NLDS Game 1 bet: Ride with red-hot Amazins

Quiet Friday.Anything clean in the mailbox? How about this from Don Reed:The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping.

They set up their tent and when night came they fell asleep.Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”The Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.” “What that tell you?” asked Tonto.The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute…“Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.

Time-wise, it tells me it is a quarter past three in the morning.Theologically, we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.And what does it tell you Tonto my friend?” “Tells me you dumber than buffalo.

SOMEONE STOLE TENT!”The Division Series begin.Our Series bets, $50 on the Yanks, Mets, Tigers and Dodgers.

As for Game 1: Let Kodai Senga tell you.“I’m ready for whatever they say.

If they say 10 pitches, it’s 10 pitches.If they say 200, it’s 200.” Play $50 on the Mets.

Down -498 swobodas after the wild-card round.The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019.Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice.

But wait there’s more.He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year....