Sons hilarious obituary for dad goes viral: He is Gods problem now

You’ll be dying to read this.A Texas man penned a laugh-out-loud obituary for his late father, letting the public know that he is “God’s problem now.”Charles Boehm of Houston, Texas, recalled the life of 74-year-old Robert Boehm in the most unconventional, hilarious ways with a candid telling of who his dad really was.However, it was not out of disrespect, the 41-year-old said.

Instead, it was a more honest tribute to the man who raised him — and a chance for his small town of Clarendon, Texas, to laugh once more with the beloved fellow resident.“Robert Adolph Boehm, in accordance with his lifelong dedication to his own personal brand of decorum, muttered his last unintelligible and likely unnecessary curse on October 6, 2024, shortly before tripping backward over ‘some stupid bleeping thing’ and hitting his head on the floor,” the obituary began.Boehm then recapped his dad’s life from start to finish, saying that on his 1950 birth, “God immediately and thankfully broke the mold and attempted to cover up the evidence.”His son then recalled the special days when Robert became a father to his four children.“Raised Catholic, Robert managed to get his wife Dianne pregnant (three times) fast enough to just barely miss getting drafted into the Vietnam War by fathering Michelle, John, and Charlotte between 1967 and 1972,” the obituary read.“Much later, with Robert possibly concerned about the brewing conflict in Grenada, Charles was born in 1983.”Charles also recalled that his father, who worked as a “semi-professional truck driver — not to be confused with a professional semi-truck driver,” had a penchant for collecting antique weaponry, as well as harmonicas.The latter caused “his beloved dogs to howl continuously at odd hours of the night to entertain his many neighbors, and occasionally to give to his many, many, many grandchildren and great-grandchildren to play loudly during long road trips with their parents,” Charles lam...