Could Melissa McCarthy star in Broadways Oh, Mary! and play about Mary Todd Lincoln?

This year Broadway’s Lyceum Theatre resurrected a laugh-off version of President Abraham Lincoln’s long-suffering and well-oiled wife Mary Todd Lincoln. The short dark comedy, “Oh, Mary!,” was and is a huge hit.One, because the created character, a drunk, is hilarious.

Two, because she acts as the beard for her theatrically gay husband Abe — and three because she was played by a he.Comedian Cole Escola created this short playlet and it is he who enacts she.Fall-down funny because he plays her as a be-dribbled boozer.

Understand, we’re not talking Shakespeare here.We’re not even talking “The Odd Couple’s” Neil Simon.Cole is in his 30s.

Went to Marymount, had zero interest in facts and knocked off this Mrs.Lincoln thing as a boozed-up alcoholic wife who really wants to be a singer.OK, so the show’s now a hit and Cole now wants out.

To do other VIP things.Only temporarily.

Stuff for which he’ll earn more than a shiny Lincoln penny.Maybe he’ll even knock off an opera where he’ll play Biden who’ll sing what he knows.This brings up his temp replacement.

She — raised on an Illinois soybean farm and since the recipient of Emmys, Golden Globe noms, two Oscar nominations — comedienne actress Melissa McCarthy.Melissa’s seen the show repeatedly.

Loves it.Wants to do it.

And will maybe do it until Cole comes back to lift his skirts again.And while we’re talking about one-of-a-kind near impossibles, there’s the Middle East opinions I picked up here in the New York East.“Ignoring Biden and the UN it is only a matter of time until Lebanon reverts back to Christian control, Lebanese army control and reversion to government normalcy.The bad guys know there’s no place to hide.

The mullahs now know a secure guesthouse in Tehran can’t even protect them.”Continuing filmdom’s necessity for horror, blood, killings and stabbings comes Amy Adams’ new comedy.She stars.

She produced.It’s titled “Nightbitch.” And ...