YIKES! Seth Meyers Drops Ultimate Trump Takedown On Election Eve

LOADINGERROR LOADINGSeth Meyers, on Monday — the eve of the 2024 election — issued a breathless reminder of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s wildest moments from the last few years.The “Late Night” host acknowledged that Democratic nominee Kamala Harris may not be the “perfect” candidate.But his blistering four-minute monologue drew a stark contrast between the vice president and her twice-impeached rival.Advertisement Meyers began by reminding viewers how Trump “fomented a violent coup attempt after a months-long campaign to overturn the 2020 election, undercut the nation’s response to a deadly pandemic that spiraled out of control because he tried to cover it up, lied about its severity, promoted sham treatments for it, said we could cure it by injecting disinfectant and shining powerful lights inside the body, became the first president since Herbert Hoover to oversee a net job loss.”The rest of the monologue went:“Couldn’t figure out how to close an umbrella, cosplayed as a sanitation worker, even though he almost fell while getting into the truck and pretended to work at McDonald’s, even though he couldn’t remember what the fryer was called.Laughed about firing striking workers with the richest man alive, bragged about refusing to pay overtime and said I don’t want a poor person running the economy.

Oversaw an increase in corporate profits while manufacturing jobs declined, presided over an unprecedented spike in crime while home prices rose by 30%, the national debt rose by $8 trillion and the number of Americans without health insurance rose by 3 million.Tried to rip healthcare away from over 20 million Americans, but reassured everyone by saying he had concepts of a plan, told a story about the size of a dead golfer’s penis, regaled Boy Scouts with stories of sexy yacht parties, humped the American flag not once but multiple times, told women he would protect them whether they liked it or not, and would p...