The biggest penises can be found in this state New York didnt even make the top 10
They’re overcompen-state-ing for something.Alabama men have laid claim to the most titanic tallywackers in the country, according to a raunchy new study that asked American males to measure their own members — and then ranked states according to average penis size.Alas, New York placed outside the top ten — but researchers suggested that the dong decathlon may have certain shortcomings, as respondents in some regions were found to sex-aggerate their manhood measurements.To gauge phallus length by region, New York City-based proctology firm Bespoke Surgical polled more than 1,300 men across the 50 states about their dimensions when fully erect.The shlong surveyors also asked participants what measurements they give “when asked by potential partners, dates, or significant others” to help estimate the level of embellishment.Finally, they amassed the responses and deduced the averages, which ranged from 5.22 inches to over seven inches.As mentioned before, Alabama won this national battle of the bulge with an average size of 7.44 inches at full mast — over a full inch longer than the self-reported national average of 6.41 inches.
Apparently things are bigger below the Bible Belt, because coming in second was Louisiana, where residents say they pack an average of 7.15 inches below the waist.Rounding out the top five when it came to dimensions down under were West Virginia (7), Vermont (6.98) and Utah (6.97).New York ranked number 17 (6.64), proving that we may have an Empire State of mind if not body.On the other end of the size spectrum were Delaware (5.22), New Mexico (5.36), Maryland (5.50), Georgia (5.69), and Rhode Island (5.83), which all ranked well below the self-reported average.Or perhaps these respondents were simply the most honest.
Turns out, Louisiana — which placed number 2 in terms of size — also ranked as the state with the “biggest average exaggeration” (8.07), along with one of the biggest discrepancies (0.92) between what they...