The View is now a pointless, irrelevant Trump-loathing joke cancel it

In my worst nightmares, I find myself trapped on a desert island with the hosts of “The View.”And all day long, I’m subjected to them all snarling, whining, scowling, seething and cursing about the same thing: Donald Trump.The nightmares are long, torrid, mentally scarring and always involve the exact same pattern.“Joyless” Joy Behar, who once wore blackface to a Halloween party — and then lied about it — marches up and down the beach loudly mocking and reviling Trump as a lying racist hypocrite.Whoopi Goldberg, who was suspended for saying the Holocaust wasn’t about race, sits by the ocean howling that Trump is a deluded, ill-informed race-baiting imbecile.Ana Navarro, who said Trump was not elected legitimately in 2016 and spews constant bile-fueled abuse about him, resides under a palm tree ranting that he’s lying election denier who deploys ugly rhetoric.Alyssa Farah Griffin, who was once paid $183,000 to be Trump’s communications aide at the White House and enthusiastically sold him to America as a brilliant president, paces around seething that he’s the worst president of all time.Sunny Hostin, who cruelly and heartlessly accused Nikki Haley of crying fake tears over her husband’s deployment to war zones and called her a “hypocrite chameleon” for not using her real first name Nimrata despite Hostin not using her own first name of Asunción, wails to the lizards that Trump is a cruel, heartless hypocritical charlatan.And Sara Haines, the saintly voice of compassionate unifying sunshine who disapproves of Trump’s trash-talking but repeatedly called Trump a “jerk” and “jerk-off” in one episode, stands in the shade shouting, “HE’S STILL A JERK!”Meanwhile, I just lie face-down in the sand feeling like Bill Murray in a never-ending, hellish “Groundhog Day.”Fortunately, I get to wake up from these horrific nightmares.But those who watch “The View” aren’t so lucky.Every day is like that for them – a relentless a...

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Publisher: New York Post

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