She can tell when the bride and groom are duh-duh-da-doomed. Kristen Farris has a sixth sense when it comes to couples. As a divorce lawyer for nearly two decades, the New Yorker knows whether a pair of just-married lovebirds are destined to fly off into the sunset — or crash and burn just after takeoff. And when she spots those star-crossed sweethearts, Farris gifts them with a wedding present that’s been deemed “insane.”“If I truly believe that they’re going to need it, I will put my business card in my wedding card,” said the attorney, 39, from Hudson Valley, to a TikTok audience of more than 774,000. “I don’t do it to people I think will last,” said Farris.“I do it people that won’t last.”It’s the gift of goodbye — right after “I do.”But, per recent divorce reports, Farris might not be handing out her contact info as frequently as she did prior to the COVID-19 pandemic. In fact, marriage rates in the U.S.
have enjoyed a steady climb — especially in New York — while legal breakups have dwindled since the 2020 outbreak, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).However, unfortunately, divorce is still a nationwide epidemic. It’s a serious issue that acutely plagues soured sweethearts in states such as Delaware, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas and Kentucky, so say experts from DivorceLawyers.ca. But Farris treats her little parting gift like a joke. “Obviously, the people who invite me to their weddings know what I do for a living,” Farris explained to Newsweek, revealing that she’s gifted her business card to ill-fated darlings at least “eight to 10” times. “So, first I try to add a nice little note in their card with some advice in a joking manner,” confessed the litigator.“Then I would write something witty like, ‘Should things not work out and you ever need me in the future, know that I’m here for only one of you.’”And, luckily, her dar...