Huma Abedin prepping for engagement party for budding nuptials to Alex Soros

Huma.Last name — temporarily — Abedin.Once Hillary’s gateway and one who craves importance.

One “friend’s” description? “She’ll turn on you in 15 minutes.”Call Hillary? You had to first check with Huma.Interview Hillary? You’d first need an X-ray from Huma.

Franks being grilled at Coney Island are less tough.Her marriage was to Anthony Weiner whose weiner made more news than Hillary.His career hit the toilet — as did the rest of him.

Now that she’s front and center again he’s zipping up.Making a second try.

Like we all need another nothing Brooklyn congressman flashing his naked flounder on the Internet.An engagement party is now in Huma’s countdown.I know who, where and what.

The 7 p.m.guest list — via phone calls, which is always so elegant — is being kept quieter than Biden’s IQ.

Celebs — few.Politicians? From everywhere but Syria.This newest husband-to-be is Alex Soros.

Son of Hungarian billionaire George.The same hating despot out to cripple the USA.

The groom’s 39, she’s 48.What could be more perfect.

The groom, born here in Katonah, is the same merde who supports anti-USA riots and marches.This is who she picks?She seems to want money and attention and importance.

Her first husband kept flashing his naked thing.She now flashes her naked hate.

This first husband, even with a promise not to remove his private parts and treat them to an airing — was not invited to the party.He’s filled with speeches — just low on Pampers.YOU must visit CPW’s fabulously redone Museum of Natural History.

All redone.Special attraction is its newest arrival.

The Stegosaurus.Paleobiologist Roger Benson told me it’s 11 feet tall, lived 150 million years ago, was found in — ready? — Dinosaur, Colo.

Preserved because it was pressed into the sand and rocks and only found when the rock eroded.My p.r.

friend Robert Zimmerman took a photo of us both — then graciously said, “The Stegosaurus’ Botox was better...