Golden Globes host Nikki Glasers most savage jokes ever: Heres her epic takedowns of Tom Brady, Martha Stewart and more

Nikki Glaser is set to host the 82nd Annual Golden Globes on Sunday night — and some celebs are surely nervous if her past jokes are anything to go by.The comedian, 40, made headlines last May for her wisecracks on the live Netflix special “The Roast of Tom Brady.”But that roast wasn’t the first time Glaser came for some of the world’s biggest A-listers.

The “FBoy Island” host also appeared at Comedy Central roasts skewering Rob Lowe, Bruce Willis and Alec Baldwin.“I have I think nine shows between now and Sunday [the Golden Globes], because I want to keep testing out jokes and I want to keep getting the monologue in the [most] perfect place it can be,” she told The Hollywood Reporter earlier this week.“Not every host does that.

I’m lucky enough to be a comedian who can go and find these rehearsal spaces in front of a live audience, and I trust my audience members to not leak jokes or tell anyone.And we have enough jokes that even if they do, I’ll be OK.”Before Glaser takes the stage on Sunday, take a look back at some of her most savage jokes over the years…“Rob defies age … God, I had such a crush on you when I was a little girl.

If only I had known that’s when I had my best shot.” “Jewel is here, so as I call her, Trailer Swift.Jewel, I do not want to badmouth you since God already did.

… Your teeth are like the Spice Girls, they’re all different colors and doing their own things.” “I love you in commercials.I’d say you’re the greatest of all time.

You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.Like, the greatest.”“Martha Stewart, thank you for being here .

… I’m a huge fan and my mom is an even bigger fan.My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart, including cooking, cleaning, and withholding affection.”“He’s so cute, so adorable.

I bet you eat p–sy, but only with the crust cut off first.Isn’t that his look? Speaking of crusty p–sy, I’ll get to you in a second, Cybill.”“Cy...