Everyone wants a piece of the American dream including our beautiful first lady Melania

I was conceived in America.My mother came here from England.Her parents — Russia.My building superintendent? Albania.

Editor? England.Housekeeper — Guyana.Assistant — Mexico.

Driver? The Dominican Republic.Manicurist? Romania.Hairdresser? Hungary.

Shampoo girl — Morocco.Dressmaker? Italy.

Our beautiful first lady? Slovenia.Doctor — Poland.Other doctor — Ukraine.

Techie: Russia.Contractor: Ireland.Godchild: Indonesia.

Smartphone: China.Facialist: Israel.

Designer: Greece.Computer: Taiwan.Eye specialist — Israel.

Fake eyelashes — Korea.Designer suit — France.

Earrings — Unless I’m mistaken, fell off a truck.My dog — Yorkshire terrier.This is what constitutes my everyday family.America.

Opportunity.Benjamin Franklin — remember his kite — hustled a Constitution that favors achievement, individualism.Aggressive progressives veer to government.Beats working.

There’s 41 million Canadians.We have 330 million Americans.Do Ottawa’s health operation.

Check wait time for a doctor.Or a part-time nurse.

Takes longer than buying your nighttime gummy.Millions scramble to get here.Here.

They’re heading here.Anybody notice huge caravans crowding highways to crash into downtown Mesopotamia? Korea? Syria? Iraq? Iran? Russia?Klunkola Harris — who can’t put a sentence together — joined with what remains of Bernie spitting Sanders and is this what we wanted our glorious beloved country to be? NOT! Or run by big visionary Fani Willis, NOT! Or small brain Bragg, NOT! Or remnants of BS Biden.

Or his wife, the Sorceress.Or Biden’s brother, the Mathematician. Just to hear something cheery — here is good news for our country.Developed is a new, semi-rat-proof, incredibly durable large-volume garbage container.

Coming to street corners everywhere.NYC Dept.

of Sanitation is thrilled.Fie on those flimsy green metal garbage cans made in our state prisons.

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