JPMorgans new NYC HQ boasts lux amenities to lure workers back to office: Im still not down

They’re going to be tripping over each other to return to this office.JPMorgan Chase’s glitzy new $3 billion Park Avenue headquarters includes a signature scent, Irish pub, on-site physical therapy, in-house yoga — and a 19-restaurant food hall, complete with desk-side delivery.The all-electric 60-story skyscraper’s lighting system will mimic workers’ natural circadian rhythms – adjusting in brightness to align with the time of day – while conference rooms will take into consideration their temperature preferences.

Even personalized coffee orders will be tracked. The company’s vast art collection – which includes gifted pieces from longtime Chairman and CEO David Rockefeller – will be showcased alongside new dynamic artwork that reacts and moves as visitors pass by. The flashy offerings come as CEO Jamie Dimon doubled down Wednesday on his plan to ditch the bank’s work-from-home policy that allowed employees to work from home twice a week — over the objections of some 1,300 petition-signing workers.“I’m looking forward to some of those little amenities — but I’m still not down for having to go to the office five days a week,” one bank worker told The Post. The new building will open to employees in August. ...