This is the Oscar-nominated movie to watch based on your zodiac sign

It’s that time of the year when red carpets unfurl, cleavage heaves and the academy recognizes and gilds the cinematic achievements of the year past.The list of nominees in the Best Picture category is ten deep in 2025, including such sunny subject matter as murder at the hands of a brutal military dictatorship, incarcerated children, body dysmorphia, jilted sex workers and corrupt clergy members.Giddy up.The 97th Oscars will take place on Sunday, March 2, at 7 p.m.ET at the Dolby Theatre at Ovation Hollywood.

It will be televised on ABC and streamed on Hulu.If the zodiac signs themselves were winners in academy categories, we’d place our bets that Aries would win Best Live Action Short Film, as they go hard but not for long.Taurus takes Best Production Design because they live to curate (cough) control an aesthetic agenda, Gemini is Best Adapted Screenplay as they are adept at manipulating other people’s messages, Cancer is Best Sound because, from the silent treatment to hysterics, they know how to play the decibel game.Leo is main character energy incarnate as Best Actor/Actress in a Lead Role, Virgo with their unblinking judgment and thankless efforts are Best Editing; Libra, superficial — but very good at it — is Best Cinematography; Scorpio is Best Director because they are power hungry puppet masters/shameless oligarchs, Sagittarius on account of their love of pageantry, is Best Hair and Makeup Styling.Libra is cinematography because they’re superficial but good at it.Capricorns, sluts for good tailoring, are Best Costume Design and Aquarius — with their pension for disappearing beneath masks of the literal and metaphorical variety — are Best Hair and Makeup Styling.Last but certainly not least deserving, Pisces, with their wild delusions and limited attention spans, are Best Animated Short.Now that you’ve been primed on the stars at their award show, read on to find out which nominated film matches each zodiac sign.Star...