Behold! Biggest Liar in New York wants to be mayor

Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and lay your eyes on the rarest and most dangerous of creatures: New York’s Biggest Liar.Hailing from the wilds of Albany, this is a conniving colossus of canards, a freak of fabrication, a behemoth of balderdash.We call it Andrew Cuomo.Careful, madam, careful! Don’t get too close to the bars, he’ll grope you. Like his relatives in the genus chamaeleo, the Cuomo’s ability to change its appearance will astound you.

Here he pretends to be a moderate Democrat, an animal thought to be extinct.But put him in a room with others of its kind, and suddenly his shape shifts.He once promised to let New Yorkers profit from fracking, but boom, he turned green, banned it, then madly shut down the Indian Point nuclear power plant, driving up electricity costs for everyone.One of the Cuomo’s most memorable charades was when he pretended to be the Hero of Covid.

He built paper mache mountains, pontificated about the science, then sent scores of elderly parents to die in nursing homes, where the virus ran wild.Sir! Don’t be fooled! He will try to claim the federal government told him to do it.

More of his lies! Congress actually suggested he be criminally charged.Yes, for perjury!He was also the governor who didn’t have a problem with people marching maskless and looting stores at the height of Covid — but said that you couldn’t go to a bar unless you ordered a sandwich.

Hey, he’s a liar — the lies don’t always need to make sense.Young lady, please, best keep your distance.He’s been known to forcibly kiss.Oh, he’ll tell you that part was all a witch hunt, suggesting that he’s allowed to fondle women because he’s Italian.

Yes, fine gentleman in the back, he did say that! But know that an eight-month investigation by the Assembly found “overwhelming evidence” he sexually harassed women.The Attorney General found the same.

Legislators also noted that he abused his power to make his staff hel...