New York City needs a hero, but what we have is Andrew Cuomo as the next mayor

Don’t personally adore Andrew Cuomo? So what? He himself doesn’t love a load of people.Me, I like him.

But he doesn’t even really like me.I’ll live with it.Cuomo, with the warmth of a puma, his face will never make a Hallmark Valentine card.

He loves his family, fame, his country and his position.That’s it.

Want words like truth, honesty, legitimacy? Try Scrabble.But.Pay attention.

Want accomplishment? Andrew.He can do the job.

Prefer maybe de Blasio? Whose wife’s favorite subject was math? Menendez? Whose hobby was screwing the United States? Hunter? Who even Guantanamo lifers run from? Or the White House ventriloquist — our former First Lady?Forget loving Cuomo.The issue is whether you love this greatest city on earth.

We now fight for the life of this wondrous piece of land God created — New York! Get it straight.This is no Miss Universe contest.We’re the sty who elected the cronies behind Biden.

We’re that great land who voted for Long Island’s deadhead George Santos.So maybe we don’t get everything right.Our territory is home for rats the size of SUVs.

They’re smaller than our immigrants.Our people leave their inner matter on our streets.

It’s taxes nobody can afford, thieves inside stores, unsafe subways, riders jumping turnstiles.Fights on buses.

We’re hit with bicycles.Bad people steal our handbags, harass us on the streets, rob our phones, sleep on the sidewalk, do drugs, leave dirty needles everywhere, constantly sue the city and win, get out of jail with just their Monopoly card, have law enforcers who hate enforcing law.Stores close, harass neighbors with noise, possess weapons, bike the wrong way.And those are our law-abiding people.

We have neighbors who hate us, sky-high rent, locals who don’t speak English, vandalize, smash windows, organize anti-everything marches, don’t show for work yet get paid for work, panhandle, go into politics so you can hold press conferences but don’t really work on anyt...