Exclusive | Comedian Nikki Glaser loves Gracie Abrams, lip liner and bikinis

“Sagging skin is a universal horror that we can all share in!” Nikki Glaser jokes.As the former “Dancing With the Stars” and “Masked Singer” contestant brings her set to NYC’s Beacon Theatre March 27 to 29 and April 23 to 24, she promises “the unfiltered, somewhat deranged thoughts I have as a 40-year-old woman (who looks 38½).”Her appearance is fruitful fodder for her shows.

The funny lady and proud Swiftie, who became the first woman to host the Golden Globes solo earlier this year — and is already anointed to host in 2026 — points to comedy legend Adam Sandler as her biggest fashion muse.“He’s always comfortable and confident,” Glaser tells Alexa.

“I’m jealous because he doesn’t have to do fittings ever, or wear Spanx, and he constantly gets to promote teams and things he likes — whereas my assistant made me retire 90% of my Taylor Swift merchandise.I still wear my ‘Tortured Poets’ earrings, ring and bracelet, though!” One thing she doesn’t don are the 30-plus pairs of jeans in her closet.

The reality TV lover, who is in a relationship with writer-producer Chris Convy, admits only three pairs are in heavy rotation, but she can’t bear to purge any.“In order to get rid of them, you have to try them on,” explains Glaser.

“And I’m too scared to see what fits and what doesn’t, so I keep everything!” The hoarder-in-the-making has also stocked up on these items (except for the Rolex, which is still on her wish wrist).“I found this swimsuit at the boutique at the Four Seasons Resort Lanai, and then the brand wrote to me the next week and offered to send it to me for free! So now I have two.I love a scoop neckline on sports bras and swimwear.

I wish I could find more of them.”“I can be heavy-handed with makeup, so I like something that doesn’t transfer that easily.I can use it liberally when I’m applying it on the go and know that I’m not going to look crazy for whatever podcast I’m running lat...