This $140 robot is better at life than I am (and 44% off on Amazon for the Big Spring Sale)
I’ve reached a point in my adult life where I don’t need a man — I need a robot.Preferably one that doesn’t talk, doesn’t text back “k,” and quietly sucks up all the evidence of real life in my apartment (cat hair, my hair, emotional debris).
Enter: the eufy by Anker BoostIQ RoboVac 11S.No, I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but I’ve been lingering on the product page for hours now, wondering if I should.
After all, it is 44% off for Amazon’s Big Spring Sale.The reviews are suspiciously glowing.
People say it’s life-changing, marriage-saving, borderline magical.One woman said it was the best thing to happen to her since epidurals.
Another called the robot vacuum “a miracle for pet hair,” which feels promising, considering I currently have one pet who sheds for two and tumbleweeds of my own hair in every corner of my apartment.TMI? The thing is… I want to believe in the power that a great robot vacuum can have in your life.
I want to be the girl who presses a button and lets a little machine take care of her messes while she drinks wine.Is it time? Am I ready to hand over the vacuuming reins to something smarter than most men I’ve dated? (No, Allen, not you…of course not you.) Thanks to Amazon’s current spring sale, I might just be.The eufy BoostIQ RoboVac 11S is shockingly slim (2.85 inches, for anyone measuring under-bed clearance), self-charging, and deceptively powerful.
It glides over hardwood and medium-pile rugs without complaint, and the BoostIQ tech automatically increases suction when it senses more dirt, like it actually wants to work harder.It runs for up to 100 minutes on a full charge, is quieter than a microwave, and comes with a remote, so you can literally clean without standing up.
Lazy? No.Efficient? Absolutely.
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