Thanks, Jasmine Crockett! Youre the absolute best at making the right look good

How much do I love Jasmine Crockett? Let me count the ways.Whether the Texas congresswoman is verbally throwing down in the halls of Congress like she’s angling to be Andy Cohen’s favorite Housewife, lip-syncing on Tiktok to a diss track en route to a presidential address, or insulting people with disabilities, she’s simply perfect.I hope she never changes.

Keep shining that light all over cable news!The Democrat has been taking the country by storm with her thundering political rhetoric, shaming weaklings who aren’t willing to fight against the rising red tide of Trumpism.In her latest bid to win hearts and minds, called Texas Governor Greg Abbott — who uses a wheelchair after being paralyzed in 1984 when a tree fell on him — “Governor Hot Wheels.”“We in these hot-ass Texas streets, honey,” Crockett said Saturday while at — where else? — a Human Rights Campaign dinner.“Y’all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there.Come on now! And the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot-ass mess, honey.”I totally felt her, honey.

But not everyone is as hip as me and Jas.Can I call her Jas? The spicy pol also had a message for those who objected.She wasn’t making fun of Abbott’s “condition — I was thinking about the planes, trains, and automobiles he used to transfer migrants into communities led by Black mayors,” she wrote in a statement on X.

“Keep that same energy for all people, not just your political adversaries.”As a transportation enthusiast, and human rights advocate, Crockett was simply swept up in the moment.So much so she even managed to do the impossible: She got all of the hyper-partisan ladies of “The View” to actually disavow a statement from a pol on the left.“Marjorie Taylor Greene, we expect that — that’s the only way she can get a headline is by saying crazy stuff and then everyone looks,” co-host Sara Haines said.“Representative Crockett is so much better than this.”Yes, Greene also ...