Boneyard! Florida couple busted having sex on grave inside locked historic cemetery

They thought they were being dead sexy.A Florida couple was busted having sex on top of a grave in a historic cemetery — and allegedly left meth sitting on the passenger seat of their nearby car, according to police.Joseph Luke Brown, 38, and Stephanie Kay Wegman, 46, of Webster were caught getting frisky on “unknown grave #43” at the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery in Bushnell on March 26, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.The boneyard boot-knockers allegedly left a Nissan owned by Wegman near the front of the locked cemetery — which has dozens of graves dating back to 1850 — then headed to the back to get busy, police said in a report obtained by The Smoking Gun.But the grave rompers were quickly spotted by a cop, who first noticed Wegman’s car — which is registered to Wegman and her husband, Anthony Johsnon — had been left  “with the windows down and no one in the immediate area,” according to the police report.After breaking up the couple’s ghoulish roll in the hay, an officer allegedly found methamphetamine, Xanax and Oxycodone stashed inside the car.Wegman was arrested on drug charges and booked into county jail while Brown was transported from the cemetery to a hospital due to a “preexisting injury” to his leg.Cops noted that “a warrant will be sought for Mr.Brown,” though it is unclear what charges he will face.The last burial at the semi-rural cemetery was in 1924, and the graveyard was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 2021.

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