National Beer Day: Heres which beer embodies your zodiac sign

Taurus playwright William Shakespeare once argued, “A quart of ale is a dish for a king.” Today, we feast.Steins high, kegs tapped, bottles open, and refreshments at the ready, we raise a toast every year on April 7th to “National Beer Day.”For as long as we humans have faced reality we have been fermenting ways to soften its sharper edges.

Indeed, the fossil record of booze dates to a Neolithic grog brewed 9,000 years ago in China’s Yellow River Valley, while the oldest barley-based beer was imbibed around 3400 B.C.in the Zagros Mountains of present-day Iran.

Beer, its frothed glory, has been linked to all manner of muck and miracles; it can cause weight gain and dicey romantic decisions but also may have untold health benefits and, according to some doctors, can help folks survive a heat wave.Alleged murderer, total Taurus, and absolutely iconic bassist Sid Vicious once admitted, “I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” In a similar celebration of self-love and emptied vessels, we’ve compiled a list of the zodiac signs as beers.With the stars above and the foam below, we offer hearty cheers.Ever the avenger of the underdog, Aries has no fear of a fight.

The sign exhibits a real superhero swagger, and the Modelo brand exalts in that jock/hero energy.Through their “Fighting Spirit” campaign, Modelo helps to revitalize gyms and is committed to providing funding and aid to under-serviced military veterans and other communities “to ensure that finances are never a stumbling block to achieving dreams.” Fighting the good fight and doing the right thing are all very on-brand for these warmhearted warriors.

The most indulgent sign in the zodiac, Taurus rules the second house of values and valuables.Bulls love a good time and a fine bargain in equal measure, making moderately priced, High life promising Miller their spiritual spirit.

The ethos of founder Frederick Miller, “that the best things in life should be available ...