Pissed-off Florida man hurls bottles of pee at worker after being denied job interview

Talk about a piss-poor performance.A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly flung multiple bottles of urine inside a molding supplier store, striking at least one employee after he was denied a job interview with the business.John Connaughton, a 51-year-old registered sex offender, was reportedly so pissed off at Doors, Moulding & More in St.Petersburg that he caused more than $1,000 worth of damage in his urine-slinging rampage, according to a Pinellas County affidavit.He allegedly chucked multiple bottles of his own pee through the front entrance to the store and poured the contents throughout the store, including on the merchandise, according to the document.Connaughton, who has an extensive criminal history including lewd and lascivious exhibition, was apparently peeved that the business refused to interview him.

An employee at the store reached his wit’s end when Connaughton allegedly splashed urine on their bare legs.While Connaughton fled on foot, the victim took off after him.At one point, Connaughton allegedly raised a skateboard in the air as if he were going to swing at the victim, according to the affidavit.He was eventually apprehended and charged with felony battery, criminal mischief, and aggravated assault, according to the document.Other unruly urinators have terrorized unsuspecting communities this year.In Oregon, a mysterious rogue reliever left large gallon jugs of urine throughout a neighborhood for months on end.

Residents begged for the culprit to stop, and one resident even took it upon himself to try and track down the menace....